it’s crazy how much one person can fuck you up

(via trust)


how is this legal


(Source: nya-kin, via jayhalim)

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Adventure time stick on tats tho

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Tumblr Tuesday: Aliens—They’re Just Like Us!

My Little Aliens
They feed grass to a sheep!

Lazy Club
They get stabbed by skateboards!

Secrets in the Fields
They have a top-notch Department of Agriculture!

UFOs & Aliens
They exist—just like us!

Contactee Confessions
No, really, they exist! And they haunt our dreams

Photo via ufos-and-aliens

(Source: alienaffairs.com, via othersideofinstanity)

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i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via co-ver)


"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: commonbee, via seas0nalbitch)